the article just got better as i kept on reading
a whole raw potato.
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i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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